- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
- What did one math book say to the other? “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.
- What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- Parallel lines have it so easy. They’re always on the same track.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
- Did you hear about the statistician? Probably.
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
- I’d tell you a math joke, but I’m 2².
- Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
- Why do mathematicians never tell jokes? They’re afraid you won’t get the point.
- What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon.
- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
- Why was the math lecture at a bakery? Because it had too many pi’s.
- A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
- What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 meters long? A π-thon.
I hope these math jokes brought a smile to your face!